What's better than heading to the coast for the weekend? Why spending it with three, fantastic, lovely, wonderful gay men. Awesome Blossom! Google this to see pictures of the Chili's appetizer - impressive. I have a weekend ahead in Lincoln City filled with well prepared snacks, chilled Prosecco, lots of chit chat and romantic comedies. Just threw a bunch of novels in my bag and I could not be more pleased.
My brother's reaction to my planned trip, which is for K's 30th birthday was: 3 gay men, I wonder why you're single? I agree with the sentiment but obviously, I'm not changing my plans. But it did lead to an interesting discussion with a casual friend. I told her the story of how my mom asked me once - one summer break from college - if you know, there was anything I wanted to tell her. I was pretty positive that she thought perhaps since I had not serious boyfriend yet, I might be a lesbian. I responded empathically that I had absolutely nothing to tell her. My friend understood this lament and it had been even worse for her. She had been married (to a man) 14 years then divorced and since she'd had no boyfriends for a decade there was a rumor in her family that she was a lesbian. Her respond was classic, "Please tell them I like penises."
And that's all I have to say for today, really. If I could will myself, I would. I would! Women are awesome creatures. I know so many wonderful, bright, funny, sharp, smart, loyal, interesting, lovely women. But I also like penises. Preferably on straight men.
TGIF.
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