Recent conversation with my dad:
Dad: This couple we know keeps wanting to fix you up with their son. He's 49. Never married. Lives on Park Avenue. House in the Hamptons.
Me: 49? Never married? He's gay. And he's too old for me.
Dad: That's what I said. Hey? Why don't you get yourself one of those nice 30 year old medical residents? Be one of those cougars. You could be a nice cougar!
Me: I'm too young to be a cougar. I'm 35.
Need I explain more?
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